i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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