between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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