covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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