Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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