Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
