Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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