do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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