Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
