I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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