You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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