David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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