The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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