Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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