Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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