and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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