I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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