I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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