I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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