You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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