see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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