and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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