lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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