well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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