Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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