I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Randomize
