Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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