god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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