You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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