even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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