the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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