i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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