so let's talk penis.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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