party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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