'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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