Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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