I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize