is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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