i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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