Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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