you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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