Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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