nut hugger
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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