Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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