How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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