if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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