your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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