i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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