ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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