have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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