You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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