...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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