He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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