Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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