shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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